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A Cool Ranch of Marikas



The other day I was in bed around 2 p.m. and wondered what the collective noun for a group of Marikas might be. This alone should tell you a few things:

1) I’m amazing

2) I spend much of my day in fleece pants

3) I need more friends or hobbies or maybe a reason to live


My favorite animal collectives are:

a murder of crows

a shrewdness of apes

a crash of rhinos

an unkindness of ravens

an ostentation of peacocks

a glitter of hummingbirds

a covert of coots

a bloat of hippopotami


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